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| ok so heres some random pictures, since matt hasnt updated in awhile ill do it for him...
now thats cute
true OPG, in case u cant tell that gangsta is krob
it's the josh!

hahahahahahahahahahhaaha that is matt bishop....MORE FEAR!!!!!!!!
*sniff* i still miss him
greatest dog in the world right there, T-Y-S-O-N.....RIP
ok now lets break the record for comments on this site......14 right whoa thats tough but i think we can do it
PS these pictures brought to u courtest of Tyler aka Mick aka T-ack aka Tack aka Mikawl Watts aka Gadget boy aka PIMP aka Tysons former owner aka the shit Ackerman
EDIT:
ok so ben "the pimp of OP" McCarthy heard we wanted to make a movie about Josh's mom as a vampire whore..(for reference to ms. kantor aka vacum face check earliar posts) and he came up with this concept art.......

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| Ok so i just rememberd wat it was bishop wanted me to update about...its our movie that we plan to start filming sumtime this winter. Its called Duma-Duma-Ikemefuma. For those of you that arent gangsta that is zimbabwean for "John Aduma, Defender of the Skies". Ok so the plot goes a little something like this, John aduma spends months in the african alps trainng as a ninja. when his shkills are finallly ready he travels to NW where he comenses battle with the unsuspecting sophmore class. Slicing off the head of tyler ackerman, he then barrel rolls over the locker row and continues to rage war on the pathetic little rich kids. Little does Johnny boy know but Josh Kantor has been trained in the ninja arts and combined with his Jewish abilities he is a formidable apponent for john. The two battle it out, john with his samri sord and josh with his yamaca ninja stars, u know the fancy like Yom Kippur kind with daggers on the sides. So anyway they make there way through the ventalation shafts up onto the roof (its a long battle scene) and just at the last second when we think josh is down for the count and John is about to win, Sherral Kantor swoops in on helicopter resque mission. Using her one strand of hair, and the left half of Barry Kantor's moustache, they proceed to noose josh by the neck and carry him off into the sunset to return again in a sequal. Poor John has nothing left to do so he decides to take out his aggression by destroying all the nice cars in the parking that belong to rich kids. THe only cars left after the massacre are the slib, the 'carlo, and the shit on a stick (also known as my car).
ok so yeah thats the movie we're still looking for extras and coffee fethcers, stuff like that so if u want in on this motion picture event let me or my co-director matt cishop know thanks
this post brought to you courtesy of DBurd, on next weeks episode, Co founder of this xanga matt bishop will lend his hand and his heart in a truly awe-inspiring tale of Tyson the Great.
theres our main character now, Johnny Boy

effing p-i-m-p fo sho

and theres our villian Josh, we tried to get one of his mom Sherral but the fucking lens broke when we pointed it at her, so we'll see if we cant get some more up here soon
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| hey guys, this is bishop again. Dan's being a xanga nazi. Sooo ya.. today i stayed home sick, pretty kool, except mom was here.Then chelsea came ovr (no sex) and we watched a little thing i like 2 call THE FUKIN GREATEST MOVIE EVR CRATED!!!(the black plague to some people) ben, ramos, chris, colleen, julie, andy wow, i salute you. and now, the grand adventures of dan and bish, and tanner, and chris...
ok started out just like any other friday, school bla the usual. ok post school i took tara home, went 2 taners for a couple minutes, then lacrosse with ben. after that talk 2 ramos while shes in TX... then all hel breaks loose... tanner calls and tells me 2 come ovr so ofcourse i call my dear sweet mother for permission(she was out getting drunk with old people) ok 2 teds.. where tanner had unlocked the holy treasure chest of techno! O SOOOO GLORIOUS! evryone else was at the fukin huskies game in lawrence so we called dan! dan jets himself ovr and 2 his excitment TECHNO! we were sittin around the musical orgy on ted's computer when we had the great idea 2 go get chris! we dance our way 2 his house but, to our dismay, mamma bear said hes grounded, and our idea of a grand ole nite was shakin greatly. we hung out there awhile cuz chris just got the new star wars game which I *the great god of video games* freakin owned. tanner cried and chris's brother kissed my feet dan said *fuk video games!* we decide were hungry and we tell chris well com bak for him (no child left behind thanx Bush...) we go to chinese palace and see like 4533354 people that we know kinda sweet and they got us our food in like 2 minutes! dam speedy chinese.
it was delicious as always. post dinner i asked for some egg drop soup cuz its chelseas favorite ( i fought off 29 super sudo-ninjas with rocket launchers for it) paid 5 dolla then, we went 2 hyvee cuz ted needed 2 see if he was working 2morow andi got in trouble with work cuz they hate me but anyway off we were 2 twisters to get mamma bear some ice cream cuz WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!!! we thought she would let chris come with us. we we almost to ice cream when.... kelly clarkson techno hit us like a hurricane. Dan was whippin off moves and other white man has nightmares about! i actually hurt my bak trying the begginners version of dans move! all i can say is WOW after the song we were all sweating profusly and we were ready for some kool treats when all of a sudden the entire twisters crowd erupted with cheers! dan says " i lov that song" guy in crowd says" we can tell!" we got the delicious treats and headed 2 chris's house. Heartless mamma bear says NAY 2 chris leaving even after the delicious ice cream! so we hang out thee talkin with mamma bear and mctaggerts mom then we convince mamma bear to listen 2 some techno.. she gets in the car we lock the doors and kidnap the mamma bear we drive a katie bab's coldasak and dance without shirts for A HALF HOUR....(except mamma and ted)
we leave the colda sak kidnap chris's brother from friends house dance off with chris's sister and go home and on next weeks episode dan will fukin wright in his own fukin xanga | | |
| YES!! me and dan have the numero uno xanga EVR. its 1241 friday nite dan says WRITE IN XANGA BISH! so, doing as my master told me, here i am. First off check out the comments and go 2 alans. You'll see my gf makin out with the swing club. AWESOME. i lov me some alan....OK on 2 number 2. School freakin sux! wth happened 2 Murphy that made her go crazy. NO atrium wat is THAT! and the whole cant go 2 locker after lunch for like 30 min. GAY. and shorter passing periods UBER gay. Not a good year so far. even though i hav a 3.6 grade average AHA! Birthday a week ago sucked. didnt see me sister that i getta c once a year, dad had flu(= no paintball) alot of people forgot chels was grounded(still havnt done anything 4 bday yet ugh) and mom sux at giving presents. But, worst part, the weekend after i went 2 TX, dad was fully cured from flu, bought a shit load of new paintball stuff, and went 2 the BUSIEST day the field has evr seen...(millions of tiny kids that r fun 2 shoot) ok excuz me while i cool off (sleep) | | |
| Whoa holy crap this is tight, i forgot i even had one of these. ummm wats up i just like commenting on other peopls so dont look in here for updates too often,
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